Everyone Clapped (feat. Cartoon Wax)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:49 duration
๐ ID: 9723863
๐ Lyrics
Man, you are not going to believe what happened the other day
(What's that?)
So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
(You had a girlfriend?)
And then she invited me to a coffee shop
But she don't drink coffee usually
So it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me
(We need to talk)
She said she was seeing another man (what?)
Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
Then out the window, I saw children (help!)
Trapped in a burnin' building
So, I ran into the blaze
And I pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing
Then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
And I'm like, "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
Ain't no bullshit
I ain't lying
(Clap, clap, clap)
Ain't no bullshit
Okay, let me tell you what happened to me
Well, I was at a coffee shop
And my girlfriend walked in with Kid Rock
Not a cover band, the actual guy
I said, "Bawitdaba!" Then I punched him in the eye
The police came to arrest me, of course
But instead they asked me to join the force (yeah!)
Within a month, I had made a deal
To be the boss of the Navy SEALs
They stationed me in Iraq
Where I saved the world from a nuclear attack
Yeah, I was a hero overnight
So, they made a movie about my life (action!)
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit
Then they put my face on a monument
And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
Ain't no bullshit
I ain't lying
(I'm applauding)
Ain't no bullshit
I couldn't help but overhear
The lies you told are so severe
Bunch of losers, I'm pretty sure
You're making things up because you're insecure (what?)
You're bullshitters
I'm not surprised, that both your girlfriends left you guys
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends
They didn't exist
Idiots
And everyone clapped
I can't believe it
That everyone laughed
We were defeated
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
Nah, you should've seen me, it was crazy
I punched Kid Rock in the face, everything I say is-
Everyone clapped
(What's that?)
So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
(You had a girlfriend?)
And then she invited me to a coffee shop
But she don't drink coffee usually
So it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me
(We need to talk)
She said she was seeing another man (what?)
Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
Then out the window, I saw children (help!)
Trapped in a burnin' building
So, I ran into the blaze
And I pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing
Then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
And I'm like, "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
Ain't no bullshit
I ain't lying
(Clap, clap, clap)
Ain't no bullshit
Okay, let me tell you what happened to me
Well, I was at a coffee shop
And my girlfriend walked in with Kid Rock
Not a cover band, the actual guy
I said, "Bawitdaba!" Then I punched him in the eye
The police came to arrest me, of course
But instead they asked me to join the force (yeah!)
Within a month, I had made a deal
To be the boss of the Navy SEALs
They stationed me in Iraq
Where I saved the world from a nuclear attack
Yeah, I was a hero overnight
So, they made a movie about my life (action!)
The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit
Then they put my face on a monument
And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did
And everyone clapped
You should've seen it
Everyone clapped
Gotta believe it
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
You believe me, don't you?
Ain't no bullshit
I ain't lying
(I'm applauding)
Ain't no bullshit
I couldn't help but overhear
The lies you told are so severe
Bunch of losers, I'm pretty sure
You're making things up because you're insecure (what?)
You're bullshitters
I'm not surprised, that both your girlfriends left you guys
In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends
They didn't exist
Idiots
And everyone clapped
I can't believe it
That everyone laughed
We were defeated
And everyone clapped
I swear it's true
And everyone clapped
Nah, you should've seen me, it was crazy
I punched Kid Rock in the face, everything I say is-
Everyone clapped
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.50] Man, you are not going to believe what happened the other day
[00:03.87] (What's that?)
[00:04.54] So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
[00:06.86] (You had a girlfriend?)
[00:07.86] And then she invited me to a coffee shop
[00:09.71] But she don't drink coffee usually
[00:12.09] So it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me
[00:15.83] (We need to talk)
[00:16.42] She said she was seeing another man (what?)
[00:18.67] Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
[00:20.22] Then out the window, I saw children (help!)
[00:23.03] Trapped in a burnin' building
[00:24.54] So, I ran into the blaze
[00:26.53] And I pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
[00:28.49] Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
[00:32.19] So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing
[00:34.19] Then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
[00:35.87] And I'm like, "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"
[00:38.06] And everyone clapped
[00:40.53] You should've seen it
[00:41.94] Everyone clapped
[00:44.24] Gotta believe it
[00:45.72] And everyone clapped
[00:47.97] I swear it's true
[00:49.58] And everyone clapped
[00:51.60] You believe me, don't you?
[00:57.44] Ain't no bullshit
[01:01.30] I ain't lying
[01:03.37] (Clap, clap, clap)
[01:05.06] Ain't no bullshit
[01:07.57] Okay, let me tell you what happened to me
[01:09.57] Well, I was at a coffee shop
[01:11.74] And my girlfriend walked in with Kid Rock
[01:13.60] Not a cover band, the actual guy
[01:15.43] I said, "Bawitdaba!" Then I punched him in the eye
[01:17.50] The police came to arrest me, of course
[01:19.52] But instead they asked me to join the force (yeah!)
[01:21.43] Within a month, I had made a deal
[01:23.34] To be the boss of the Navy SEALs
[01:25.14] They stationed me in Iraq
[01:27.11] Where I saved the world from a nuclear attack
[01:29.06] Yeah, I was a hero overnight
[01:30.78] So, they made a movie about my life (action!)
[01:32.86] The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit
[01:34.69] Then they put my face on a monument
[01:36.67] And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did
[01:39.65] And everyone clapped
[01:41.68] You should've seen it
[01:43.44] Everyone clapped
[01:45.52] Gotta believe it
[01:47.22] And everyone clapped
[01:49.68] I swear it's true
[01:50.87] And everyone clapped
[01:53.44] You believe me, don't you?
[01:59.06] Ain't no bullshit
[02:02.65] I ain't lying
[02:04.94] (I'm applauding)
[02:06.60] Ain't no bullshit
[02:11.46] I couldn't help but overhear
[02:13.11] The lies you told are so severe
[02:15.27] Bunch of losers, I'm pretty sure
[02:17.13] You're making things up because you're insecure (what?)
[02:18.98] You're bullshitters
[02:20.01] I'm not surprised, that both your girlfriends left you guys
[02:22.94] In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends
[02:25.92] They didn't exist
[02:27.31] Idiots
[02:27.47] And everyone clapped
[02:29.87] I can't believe it
[02:31.45] That everyone laughed
[02:33.71] We were defeated
[02:35.18] And everyone clapped
[02:37.43] I swear it's true
[02:39.09] And everyone clapped
[02:40.63] Nah, you should've seen me, it was crazy
[02:41.72] I punched Kid Rock in the face, everything I say is-
[02:43.27] Everyone clapped
[02:45.49]
[00:03.87] (What's that?)
[00:04.54] So my girlfriend was acting really strange, right?
[00:06.86] (You had a girlfriend?)
[00:07.86] And then she invited me to a coffee shop
[00:09.71] But she don't drink coffee usually
[00:12.09] So it hit me like a karate chop when she said she has news for me
[00:15.83] (We need to talk)
[00:16.42] She said she was seeing another man (what?)
[00:18.67] Who sang in a Kid Rock cover band?
[00:20.22] Then out the window, I saw children (help!)
[00:23.03] Trapped in a burnin' building
[00:24.54] So, I ran into the blaze
[00:26.53] And I pulled them from the flames (thank you!)
[00:28.49] Then I stopped a robbery and rescued a cat stuck in a drain
[00:32.19] So, my ex-girlfriend she saw the whole frickin' thing
[00:34.19] Then told me she wants me back (my hero!)
[00:35.87] And I'm like, "Nah, go and be with fake Kid Rock!"
[00:38.06] And everyone clapped
[00:40.53] You should've seen it
[00:41.94] Everyone clapped
[00:44.24] Gotta believe it
[00:45.72] And everyone clapped
[00:47.97] I swear it's true
[00:49.58] And everyone clapped
[00:51.60] You believe me, don't you?
[00:57.44] Ain't no bullshit
[01:01.30] I ain't lying
[01:03.37] (Clap, clap, clap)
[01:05.06] Ain't no bullshit
[01:07.57] Okay, let me tell you what happened to me
[01:09.57] Well, I was at a coffee shop
[01:11.74] And my girlfriend walked in with Kid Rock
[01:13.60] Not a cover band, the actual guy
[01:15.43] I said, "Bawitdaba!" Then I punched him in the eye
[01:17.50] The police came to arrest me, of course
[01:19.52] But instead they asked me to join the force (yeah!)
[01:21.43] Within a month, I had made a deal
[01:23.34] To be the boss of the Navy SEALs
[01:25.14] They stationed me in Iraq
[01:27.11] Where I saved the world from a nuclear attack
[01:29.06] Yeah, I was a hero overnight
[01:30.78] So, they made a movie about my life (action!)
[01:32.86] The movie won a bunch of Oscars and shit
[01:34.69] Then they put my face on a monument
[01:36.67] And then I rescued a bunch of children and a cat before you did
[01:39.65] And everyone clapped
[01:41.68] You should've seen it
[01:43.44] Everyone clapped
[01:45.52] Gotta believe it
[01:47.22] And everyone clapped
[01:49.68] I swear it's true
[01:50.87] And everyone clapped
[01:53.44] You believe me, don't you?
[01:59.06] Ain't no bullshit
[02:02.65] I ain't lying
[02:04.94] (I'm applauding)
[02:06.60] Ain't no bullshit
[02:11.46] I couldn't help but overhear
[02:13.11] The lies you told are so severe
[02:15.27] Bunch of losers, I'm pretty sure
[02:17.13] You're making things up because you're insecure (what?)
[02:18.98] You're bullshitters
[02:20.01] I'm not surprised, that both your girlfriends left you guys
[02:22.94] In fact, I bet the real twist is you never had girlfriends
[02:25.92] They didn't exist
[02:27.31] Idiots
[02:27.47] And everyone clapped
[02:29.87] I can't believe it
[02:31.45] That everyone laughed
[02:33.71] We were defeated
[02:35.18] And everyone clapped
[02:37.43] I swear it's true
[02:39.09] And everyone clapped
[02:40.63] Nah, you should've seen me, it was crazy
[02:41.72] I punched Kid Rock in the face, everything I say is-
[02:43.27] Everyone clapped
[02:45.49]