Mr. Handleman

come mr. handleman take my wife home
you can't leave a woman like a chippy alone
she's plenty pretty like a woman in prime
no you won't need a waterbed to have a good time

mr. handleman mr. handleman
take my wife home
mr. handleman mr. handleman mr. handleman
take my wife home take my wife home

la señora is a sight for sore eyes
half an hour in a paradise
you're not the first and you will never come last
but the natives are restless so you better grab fast