Fact Rap Challenge
๐ต 2450 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:10 duration
๐ ID: 9728688
๐ Lyrics
You know what
I don't feel like rapping about video games this week man
Lets lets mix it up umm
Lets take these kids to school, literally
This is a challenge to everybody in
Nerdcore who wants to answer the call
But this isn't about beats or bars, no
Umm lets see who got the best
Facts-cuz that's what I came prepared to write
Water freezes-at 32 degrees, Fahrenheit
The designer of the Eiffel Tower was scared of heights
There are more then 300 illuminated Paris sites
Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right?
Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet, Back to Paris lights
They could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em
Chrysanthemum are pretty but did you know you can eat 'em?
I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one
Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it ya pee, fun
Australia went to war with Emus, and got beaten
The "Grease Gun" is the M3 Submachine Gun
Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun
Speak of, gunpowder-made by the Chinese, son
Fuck the Mona Lisa, DaVinci liked to draw dicks
A blue whale's dong is 3 meters long, sick
These are all facts, even if obnoxious
Like rice-gum's response to Idubbbz-shit
The world is round, flat-earthers suck my balls
And did you know awesome role models do not include both the pauls
Yo, Oj is guilty, and "Khaleesi" means queen
Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
During the battle of Pelusium
The Persian's had cats, and they were using 'em
Because they knew that the Egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em
2 grand's the average cost a single single carat ruby runs
But the most expensive chemical element-Californium
27 mill a gram, who can afford more than one?
Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
The internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons
Less weight, high reps-best for a chest pump
But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty
Human eyeballs stay the same size
Brown blue or green for your entire life
And we perceive the would upside down first
The brain flips it over with mind powers
The sun is hot-how hot?-really hot
Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught
The moon landing happened back in 69, it wasn't fake
But someone you don't trust-Gladys, when she's promised cake
Time for your homework assignment
Get your facts straight and organize them
More than I done in a rap like this
That's it class dismiss
I don't feel like rapping about video games this week man
Lets lets mix it up umm
Lets take these kids to school, literally
This is a challenge to everybody in
Nerdcore who wants to answer the call
But this isn't about beats or bars, no
Umm lets see who got the best
Facts-cuz that's what I came prepared to write
Water freezes-at 32 degrees, Fahrenheit
The designer of the Eiffel Tower was scared of heights
There are more then 300 illuminated Paris sites
Not parasites, they're inside you, scary right?
Tapeworms can grow to 50 feet, Back to Paris lights
They could spare some lights, if you ever need 'em
Chrysanthemum are pretty but did you know you can eat 'em?
I learned that from a book, so if you haven't, you should read one
Caffeine's a diarrhetic so you bet it ya pee, fun
Australia went to war with Emus, and got beaten
The "Grease Gun" is the M3 Submachine Gun
Used in World War 2 cuz it was a cheap gun
Speak of, gunpowder-made by the Chinese, son
Fuck the Mona Lisa, DaVinci liked to draw dicks
A blue whale's dong is 3 meters long, sick
These are all facts, even if obnoxious
Like rice-gum's response to Idubbbz-shit
The world is round, flat-earthers suck my balls
And did you know awesome role models do not include both the pauls
Yo, Oj is guilty, and "Khaleesi" means queen
Garbage is filthy and healthy grass is green
During the battle of Pelusium
The Persian's had cats, and they were using 'em
Because they knew that the Egyptians were afraid of wounding 'em
2 grand's the average cost a single single carat ruby runs
But the most expensive chemical element-Californium
27 mill a gram, who can afford more than one?
Being gay in the bible belt is forbidden
But they watch way more gay porn than anyone
The internet weighs as much as an egg in electrons
Less weight, high reps-best for a chest pump
But not for muscular hypertrophy, lift heavy
Dolphins have sex for pleasure, but they never get sweaty
Human eyeballs stay the same size
Brown blue or green for your entire life
And we perceive the would upside down first
The brain flips it over with mind powers
The sun is hot-how hot?-really hot
Saddam was found in a hole underground when he got caught
The moon landing happened back in 69, it wasn't fake
But someone you don't trust-Gladys, when she's promised cake
Time for your homework assignment
Get your facts straight and organize them
More than I done in a rap like this
That's it class dismiss