″Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(annoyed grunt)cious″ End Credits

If you wish to be our sitter
Please be sweet and never bitter
Help us with math and book reports

Might I add "Eat my shorts"

Bart!

Just cuttin' through the treacle

If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

Let me get away with moider.

Teach us songs and magic tricks

Might I add "no fat chicks"

Homer!

The nanny we want
Is kindly and sage

And one who will work
For minimum wage

Hurry, nanny
Things are grim

Grandpa
I'll do it!

Bart and Lisa:
Anyone but him!