Cosmik Debris (live in Chicago, 10/31/1973, Show 2)
๐ต 1990 characters
โฑ๏ธ 6:51 duration
๐ ID: 9749984
๐ Lyrics
The mystery man came over
And he said, "I'm outta sight"
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
But I said
"Look here brother"
"Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?"
"Look here brother"
"Don't you waste your time on me"
Well, the mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite
And the dust of The Grand Wazoo
He said, "You might not believe this, little fella"
"But it will cure your asthma too"
And I said
"Look here brother"
"Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Now who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Look here brother"
"Don't you waste your time on me"
"I've got troubles of my own", I said
And you can't help me out
So take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout
"But I've got a crystal ball", he said
And he held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was deep
I said some mumbo jumbos then
I told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocket watch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell his future then
As long as he was hangin' around
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up"
"And your old lady has just went down"
"Look here brother"
"Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
"Don't you know?"
"You could make more money as a butcher"
"So don't you waste your time on me"
Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you, thank you
And he said, "I'm outta sight"
He said for a nominal service charge
I could reach Nirvana tonight
If I was ready, willing and able
To pay him his regular fee
He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
And devote his attention to me
But I said
"Look here brother"
"Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?"
"Look here brother"
"Don't you waste your time on me"
Well, the mystery man got nervous
And he fidget around a bit
He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
And he whipped out a shaving kit
Now, I thought it was a razor
And a can of foaming goo
But he told me right then when the top popped open
There was nothin' his box won't do
With the oil of Aphrodite
And the dust of The Grand Wazoo
He said, "You might not believe this, little fella"
"But it will cure your asthma too"
And I said
"Look here brother"
"Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Now who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Look here brother"
"Don't you waste your time on me"
"I've got troubles of my own", I said
And you can't help me out
So take your meditations and your preparations
And ram it up your snout
"But I've got a crystal ball", he said
And he held it to the light
So I snatched it
All away from him
And I showed him how to do it right
I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
So I'd look like I was deep
I said some mumbo jumbos then
I told him he was goin' to sleep
I robbed his rings and pocket watch
And everything else I found
I had that sucker hypnotized
He couldn't even make a sound
I proceeded to tell his future then
As long as he was hangin' around
I said
"The price of meat has just gone up"
"And your old lady has just went down"
"Look here brother"
"Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
"Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
"Don't you know?"
"You could make more money as a butcher"
"So don't you waste your time on me"
Thank you
Thank you very much
Thank you, thank you
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:12.42] The mystery man came over
[00:14.72] And he said, "I'm outta sight"
[00:17.78] He said for a nominal service charge
[00:20.69] I could reach Nirvana tonight
[00:23.50] If I was ready, willing and able
[00:26.53] To pay him his regular fee
[00:29.36] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
[00:32.37] And devote his attention to me
[00:34.49] But I said
[00:35.62] "Look here brother"
[00:39.69] "Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[00:42.18] "Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?"
[00:47.46] "Look here brother"
[00:51.13] "Don't you waste your time on me"
[00:55.38]
[00:59.73] Well, the mystery man got nervous
[01:02.14] And he fidget around a bit
[01:05.27] He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:08.25] And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:11.10] Now, I thought it was a razor
[01:14.28] And a can of foaming goo
[01:17.23] But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:20.36] There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:23.40] With the oil of Aphrodite
[01:26.57] And the dust of The Grand Wazoo
[01:29.48] He said, "You might not believe this, little fella"
[01:32.41] "But it will cure your asthma too"
[01:34.77] And I said
[01:36.00] "Look here brother"
[01:40.55] "Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[01:42.94] "Now who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[01:48.25] "Look here brother"
[01:52.07] "Don't you waste your time on me"
[04:10.57]
[05:00.37] "I've got troubles of my own", I said
[05:03.54] And you can't help me out
[05:06.47] So take your meditations and your preparations
[05:09.37] And ram it up your snout
[05:12.28] "But I've got a crystal ball", he said
[05:16.13] And he held it to the light
[05:18.33] So I snatched it
[05:19.98] All away from him
[05:21.46] And I showed him how to do it right
[05:25.22] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[05:27.37] So I'd look like I was deep
[05:30.92] I said some mumbo jumbos then
[05:33.36] I told him he was goin' to sleep
[05:36.50] I robbed his rings and pocket watch
[05:39.07] And everything else I found
[05:42.13] I had that sucker hypnotized
[05:44.46] He couldn't even make a sound
[05:47.36] I proceeded to tell his future then
[05:50.31] As long as he was hangin' around
[05:52.29] I said
[05:53.53] "The price of meat has just gone up"
[05:55.92] "And your old lady has just went down"
[06:00.17] "Look here brother"
[06:03.62] "Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[06:06.53] "Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
[06:10.84] "Don't you know?"
[06:11.83] "You could make more money as a butcher"
[06:15.19] "So don't you waste your time on me"
[06:20.25]
[06:37.09] Thank you
[06:41.19] Thank you very much
[06:45.06] Thank you, thank you
[06:51.16]
[00:14.72] And he said, "I'm outta sight"
[00:17.78] He said for a nominal service charge
[00:20.69] I could reach Nirvana tonight
[00:23.50] If I was ready, willing and able
[00:26.53] To pay him his regular fee
[00:29.36] He would drop all the rest of his pressing affairs
[00:32.37] And devote his attention to me
[00:34.49] But I said
[00:35.62] "Look here brother"
[00:39.69] "Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[00:42.18] "Now what kind of a guru are you anyway?"
[00:47.46] "Look here brother"
[00:51.13] "Don't you waste your time on me"
[00:55.38]
[00:59.73] Well, the mystery man got nervous
[01:02.14] And he fidget around a bit
[01:05.27] He reached in the pocket of his mystery robe
[01:08.25] And he whipped out a shaving kit
[01:11.10] Now, I thought it was a razor
[01:14.28] And a can of foaming goo
[01:17.23] But he told me right then when the top popped open
[01:20.36] There was nothin' his box won't do
[01:23.40] With the oil of Aphrodite
[01:26.57] And the dust of The Grand Wazoo
[01:29.48] He said, "You might not believe this, little fella"
[01:32.41] "But it will cure your asthma too"
[01:34.77] And I said
[01:36.00] "Look here brother"
[01:40.55] "Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[01:42.94] "Now who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[01:48.25] "Look here brother"
[01:52.07] "Don't you waste your time on me"
[04:10.57]
[05:00.37] "I've got troubles of my own", I said
[05:03.54] And you can't help me out
[05:06.47] So take your meditations and your preparations
[05:09.37] And ram it up your snout
[05:12.28] "But I've got a crystal ball", he said
[05:16.13] And he held it to the light
[05:18.33] So I snatched it
[05:19.98] All away from him
[05:21.46] And I showed him how to do it right
[05:25.22] I wrapped a newspaper 'round my head
[05:27.37] So I'd look like I was deep
[05:30.92] I said some mumbo jumbos then
[05:33.36] I told him he was goin' to sleep
[05:36.50] I robbed his rings and pocket watch
[05:39.07] And everything else I found
[05:42.13] I had that sucker hypnotized
[05:44.46] He couldn't even make a sound
[05:47.36] I proceeded to tell his future then
[05:50.31] As long as he was hangin' around
[05:52.29] I said
[05:53.53] "The price of meat has just gone up"
[05:55.92] "And your old lady has just went down"
[06:00.17] "Look here brother"
[06:03.62] "Who you jivin' with that cosmic debris?"
[06:06.53] "Now is that a real poncho or is that a Sears poncho?"
[06:10.84] "Don't you know?"
[06:11.83] "You could make more money as a butcher"
[06:15.19] "So don't you waste your time on me"
[06:20.25]
[06:37.09] Thank you
[06:41.19] Thank you very much
[06:45.06] Thank you, thank you
[06:51.16]