In My Sofa I'm Safe

I used to be around
I rarely go out
but hey I'm in my sofa I'm safe
my fear is to great
pretend to be ok??? but what should I say?
I used to be around
I rarely go out
but hey I'm in my sofa I'm safe
my fear is to great
pretend to be ok??? but what should I say?
Come gather round and round and round and round
join me as the stomach grows
you'll get there in a year or so
now keep it down
can't hear them on the tv show
I sleep around get found oh no!
Now once in a while
I go into town
but people don't remember my name
I smile and I wave
pretend to be ok
it sucks I know, but what should I say?
Now once in a while
I go into town
but people don't remember my name
I smile and I wave
pretend to be ok
it sucks I know, but what should I say?
Come gather round and round and round and round
join me as the stomach grows
you'll get there in a year or so
now keep it down!
can't hear them on the tv show!
I sleep around get found oh no!
La la la la la la la la la la la la la
get found oh no!
get found oh no!
Set down and eat
oh you're not welcome no more
get found oh no!
get found oh no!
Set down and eat
oh you're not welcome no more