Flatfoot Sam

[00:05.77] Flatfoot Sam bought an automobile
[00:08.23] No money down, it was a real good deal
[00:11.08] Didn't wanna work, ride around town
[00:13.61] Finance company put his feets on the ground
[00:16.14] Oh, Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam (pap-pap-pap-pap-pap)
[00:21.92] Flatfoot Sam stole a ten-dollar bill
[00:24.21] He told the judge, he did it for a thrill
[00:26.86] He gettin' 60 days, suspended fine
[00:29.66] He thanked judge for being so kind
[00:32.25] Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam (pap-pap-pap-pap-pap)
[00:37.31] Here goes Flatfoot now
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[00:48.47] Flatfoot is in trouble again
[00:53.52] Flatfoot Sam, he got him a job
[00:56.19] The very same night, the place got robbed
[00:58.73] The cats got away, they couldn't be found
[01:01.52] They picked ol' Sam and tacked him down
[01:04.37] Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam (pap-pap-pap-pap-pap)
[01:09.39] Now Flatfoot Sam playin' a chuck-a-luck game
[01:12.10] The dice got switched, Sam got the blame
[01:15.01] He pulled a gun, shut out the light
[01:17.53] Everybody hollered, "Oh, run for your life"
[01:20.42] Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam (pap-pap-pap-pap-pap)
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[01:41.30] You gotta run Sam
[01:45.29] You call your mum
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[01:57.36] Flatfoot Sam went out on a spree
[01:59.66] He married a girl weighed 603
[02:02.54] She took all his money, she got all his land
[02:05.11] The next thing you know, she had another man
[02:07.97] Flatfoot Sam, you're always in a jam (pap-pap-pap-pap-pap)
[02:16.01] Oh, Flatfoot
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