Flight Anxiety

Has anybody got a klonopin
Xanax bar, or oxygen
Has anybody got a gummy bear?
Tramadol? Are you willing to share
I need a remedy I don't want to be
In a silver tube above the sea
With my flight anxiety
My flight anxiety

I got seated in an exit row
Steward asks if I'll be ready to go
If we need to ditch down in the ocean
Can I be that man in motion?
I saw sorry, that can't be me
I'm the last guy for an emergency
With my flight anxiety
My flight anxiety

Well, I know what statistics show
Likelihood of a crash is low
It's more safe than cars they say
But I'd rather be in a car
All Damn Day
For once in my life I don't want to be
Stevie Ray or Buddy Holly
With my Flight Anxiety

We hit a little bit of turbulence
Everything it got real tense
A woman grabbed my arm real tight
Asked if things are gonna be alright
I said 'whoa lady, you're scaring me, this is the last place that I wanna be'
With my flight anxiety
My flight anxiety

Well, I know what statistics show
Likelihood of a crash is low
It's more safe than cars they say
But I'd rather be in a car
All Damn Day
For once in my life I don't want to be
Stevie Ray or Buddy Holly
With my Flight Anxiety