Love Island Freestyle

[00:15.67] You put your girl in a Urus
[00:17.22] I'm in the back of the tour bus
[00:18.49] Sitting down crying
[00:19.04] Got a mate he's frying
[00:20.12] I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
[00:22.57] My clothes out drying
[00:23.69] I spilt drink on them
[00:24.60] And there's no denying
[00:26.01] You put your girl in a Urus
[00:27.52] I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
[00:29.42] I'm on love island
[00:30.80] No one picked me
[00:31.69] Sat by the fire pit
[00:32.86] I'm feeling violent
[00:33.96] I see Ian Stirling
[00:34.95] I think I'll fight him
[00:36.22] I might just try it
[00:37.77] Top of the stairs, hit him with a fly kick
[00:39.61] Fake loubs, fake diamonds
[00:41.42] No one vote me off the island
[00:43.34] Open my suitcase I got Rizla
[00:45.24] Roach card and filter
[00:46.71] I'll be the first one to light a zoot inside this villa
[00:49.85] Tall dark and handsome nope
[00:51.28] I'm small got biceps and charisma
[00:53.33] Got a fake ID
[00:54.36] Says I'm born and raised in West Virginia
[00:56.75] Can I pull your girl for a chat?
[00:58.79] Nah but not like that
[01:00.42] I'm the same height as her
[01:01.46] Can I borrow her shoes?
[01:02.47] I'll give them back
[01:03.95] I'm a quick learner
[01:04.96] I'll fight the producers
[01:06.00] Hack their servers
[01:07.07] I'll jailbreak the phone they give me
[01:08.44] And then I'll download Subway Surfers
[01:10.50] I'm an entertainer
[01:11.77] I'll vandalise the walls
[01:13.15] No brainer
[01:14.12] Bad behaviour
[01:15.51] Get a noise complaint from the neighbours
[01:17.75] I'm a menace
[01:18.81] I'll set fire to the terrace
[01:20.57] I'll get an egg and a spatula
[01:21.91] And I'll try play a game of tennis woi
[01:24.26] You put your girl in a Urus
[01:25.88] I'm in the back of the tour bus
[01:27.09] Sitting down crying
[01:27.67] Got a mate he's frying
[01:28.70] I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
[01:31.03] My clothes out drying
[01:32.11] I spilt drink on them
[01:33.11] And there's no denying
[01:34.58] You put your girl in a Urus
[01:36.10] I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
[01:37.95] You put your girl in a Urus
[01:39.55] I'm in the back of the tour bus
[01:40.75] Sitting down crying
[01:41.35] Got a mate he's frying
[01:42.48] I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
[01:44.72] My clothes out drying
[01:45.92] I spilt drink on them
[01:46.83] And there's no denying
[01:48.38] You put your girl in a Urus
[01:49.83] I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
[01:51.70] I'll hide in the fridge
[01:53.12] Jump in the pool and take a piss
[01:55.13] I'll rob an aquarium
[01:56.38] And then fill the pool with exotic fish
[01:58.57] I'll game a bit
[01:59.95] Smuggle in a Nintendo switch
[02:01.59] If anyone beats me at FIFA street
[02:03.13] Then I'll lose my mind and start throwing fists
[02:05.37] Don't care if it's rainy
[02:06.76] I'll run out the front door
[02:07.75] Have them chase me
[02:08.83] If they try blame me
[02:09.85] Then I'll bottle them with glass of Baileys
[02:12.24] I'll do it daily
[02:13.40] Get a Bluetooth speaker and drive them crazy
[02:15.66] I'll sit in bed all day
[02:16.87] Watching funniest bits of Gav and Stacey
[02:19.12] I'm anti-social
[02:20.38] I'll download insta
[02:21.55] Post on socials
[02:22.51] I'll bring my laptop in
[02:23.73] I'll sit there and make beats on pro tools
[02:25.92] The flight is cheap
[02:27.27] I'll see myself on my TV
[02:29.49] Can you do me?
[02:30.69] A favour please a cup of tea?
[02:32.79] It's quite easy
[02:34.02] To cut myself a slice of cheese
[02:36.23] I'll punch your cheek
[02:37.19] And now I'm banned for life from ITV
[02:39.65] You put your girl in a Urus
[02:41.24] I'm in the back of the tour bus
[02:42.41] Sitting down crying
[02:43.09] Got a mate he's frying
[02:44.12] I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
[02:46.58] My clothes out drying
[02:47.65] I spilt drink on them
[02:48.62] And there's no denying
[02:50.01] You put your girl in a Urus
[02:51.52] I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
[02:53.39] You put your girl in a Urus
[02:54.97] I'm in the back of the tour bus
[02:56.15] Sitting down crying
[02:56.74] Got a mate he's frying
[02:57.91] I'm on GTA steal planes I'm flying
[03:00.25] My clothes out drying
[03:01.30] I spilt drink on them
[03:02.38] And there's no denying
[03:03.76] You put your girl in a Urus
[03:05.28] I'm in the back of the tour bus crying
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