Too Much Text

[00:14.65] Hey
[00:15.54] It's Lewis Ofman here
[00:17.69] Let me tell you a story about
[00:19.74] Text messages
[00:23.71] Like me
[00:24.49] Me and text messages
[00:30.35] And I hate that shit
[00:32.22] Fuckin' hate it, yeah
[00:38.22] I send the lover text
[00:40.35] I send the winner text
[00:42.68] I send the whatever text
[00:44.64] I send the loser text
[00:46.78] I send the tricky text
[00:48.84] I send the fuzzy text
[00:50.94] I send the freaky text
[00:53.09] I send the crazy text
[00:54.69] What's up?
[00:56.75] What's up?
[00:58.64] What's up?
[01:00.91] What's up?
[01:02.73] Hey
[01:03.56] I send the coffee text
[01:05.65] I send the whisky text
[01:07.75] I send the moody text
[01:09.80] I send the booty text
[01:11.96] I send the logic text
[01:14.00] I send the technologic text
[01:16.29] I send the astrologic text
[01:18.36] I never send the strategic text
[01:19.98] What's up?
[01:21.97] What's up?
[01:23.92] What's up?
[01:26.32] What's up?
[01:28.07] Hey
[01:29.06] Spinning spinning around
[01:31.14] Spinning spinning around
[01:33.16] I hate strategy
[01:35.21] Yeah, fuck strategy
[01:37.46] Spinning, spinning around
[01:39.38] Keep spinning, spinning around
[01:41.46] It's like a merry-go-round, yeah, yeah
[01:45.85] You know i'm always the one
[01:48.23] That says I love you
[01:51.04] Too early
[01:52.40] So all the girls run away
[01:54.58] They run away
[01:56.74] So I'm the one left off on the corner
[01:58.59] Shit is dumb, man
[02:01.43] Anyway
[02:02.58] I send the disco text
[02:04.71] I send the psycho text
[02:06.76] I send the dildo text
[02:08.85] I send the buffaloes text
[02:10.97] I send the cowboy text
[02:13.02] I send the coward text
[02:15.15] I send the maniac text
[02:17.23] I send the Cadillacs text
[02:19.62] Yeah, spinning around
[02:21.44] Keep, keep, keep spinning around
[02:23.50] It's like a merry-go-round
[02:25.90] Yeah
[02:26.71] And what about you?
[02:28.82] And what about you?
[02:30.94] And what about you?
[02:33.09] And what about you?
[02:34.68] Come on
[02:35.22]
[02:53.27] Too much text
[02:57.25] Way too much text
[03:01.60] Too much text
[03:04.83] Man, way too much text
[03:10.14] Man, what it takes
[03:11.76] So much stress for a single text
[03:13.89] But, come on, don't be upset
[03:15.98] You know what we do when it's not a success
[03:19.30] Well, back to text
[03:21.59] Or back to your ex
[03:23.66] And if you got some sex
[03:25.54] Don't forget your Durex
[03:27.69] Anyway
[03:28.79] I send the sushi text
[03:30.83] To get to the sexy text
[03:32.90] I send the musical text
[03:34.96] To get to the practical text
[03:37.39] I send the scammer text
[03:39.47] To get to the hammer text
[03:41.59] I send the lowkey text
[03:43.44] Tryna get the kiki text
[03:45.50] I send the zero text
[03:47.71] Which means that's there's no text
[03:49.79] I send the distant text
[03:51.81] To get to the really close text
[03:54.02] I send the dancy text
[03:56.00] But then I send the drunky text
[03:58.23] Yeah, man, I am stressed
[04:00.05] I hope I won't send the edgy text
[04:02.30] But what I sent was a goofy text
[04:04.42] I guess I thought it was the coolest text
[04:06.52] I could even say it was the funkiest text
[04:08.45] But still what I got was a silent text
[04:11.32] Fuckin' silent text
[04:13.46] The silent text
[04:15.60] The worst ever text
[04:17.19] The fuckin' silent text
[04:19.54]
[04:36.35] Too much text
[04:40.38] Way too much text
[04:44.89] Too much text
[04:47.95] Man, way too much text
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