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I was robbing a store
I fell in love with a whore
We fell onto the floor
In the store I was robbing

So I put that gun to her head
She said, "Baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
If you keep fucking me with your mind"

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The store clerk, she wanted in
She said "Hey I am your friend"
I said, "No, no, it's gonna depend
If you give me all your money"

So I put that gun to her head
She said, "Baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
If you keep fucking me with your mind"

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She said, "Son, don't look at the sun"
She said, "Son, don't look at the sun
You might go blind"

So I put that gun to her head
She said, "Baby, let's go to bed
Son, you're gonna go blind
If you keep fucking me with your mind"

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