1-2-3 Slam

[00:01.07] Okay, here's the story about my mom and dad
[00:04.02] One was white, and one was black
[00:05.61] I bet you think you're glad
[00:06.91] l'm a half breed, my skin is fair yet tan
[00:10.04] I don't know what the hell i'm on so 1, 2... 1, 2, 3 slam
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[00:19.46] Kinky hair when I wake up
[00:20.72] It straight when i go to bed
[00:22.02] My dad speaks jive talk to me, don't know what he just said
[00:25.13] My mother she's a honkey, my dad's kentucky fried
[00:28.31] I don't know what the hell i'm on so 1, 2... 1, 2, 3 slam
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[00:37.67] Back at home it's black eyed peas with a pot roast on the side
[00:40.32] It's hot dogs on friday nights, the chicken's country fried
[00:43.33] My dad says ("yo boy") pass the peas
[00:45.03] My mom says "pass the squash"
[00:46.68] I need something to ease the pain
[00:48.05] So i'll go downtown and get some downers
[00:52.59] Your goin' down (down)
[00:55.84] Your goin' down (down)
[00:59.39] Your goin' down baby, down baby
[01:01.87] Take me down
[01:04.78] Whoah, man, i'm a little bit slow but i've got to get up somehow
[01:07.48] Got no money just a good idea
[01:08.30] Let me tell you how, I'll steal my parents credit cards
[01:12.33] Oh, yes i'll rip them off
[01:13.87] I'll go downtown to where dad works and get myself some cocaine
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[01:22.36] Now i'm high, and i'm not shy i'll get it off my chest
[01:24.76] My mom is white, she's always right, she thinks she's the best
[01:27.41] My dad is just a negro, he's not one to play golf
[01:30.34] I don't know what the hell I am so 1, 2... 1, 2, 3 slam
[01:34.42] Slam, slam, slam
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[01:42.67] 1, 2, 1, 2, 3 stop
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