Cooler Than You

[00:26.12] I'm twenty-four, I don't own a tie
[00:28.23] I don't have a job, and I love to get high
[00:30.33] My hair line's receding, I'm getting a gut
[00:32.58] I love to jerk off, and I love to read smut
[00:34.85] I can't beat you up, I can't run a mile
[00:37.10] I'm not Calvin Klein, but I gots my own style
[00:39.34] I smoke a pack a day, on a good day it's two
[00:41.19] But with all my faults, I'm still cooler than you
[00:46.47] Cooler than you
[00:50.48] I am cooler than you
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[01:00.68] I can't drive a stick, I don't really surf
[01:02.70] My parents disowned me, 'cause I'm a real jerk
[01:04.93] I hate to cook, and I don't wash my car
[01:06.77] I can't program the timer on my VCR
[01:09.16] I hate doing laundry, can't stand washing a plate
[01:11.06] I haven't seen a girl naked since 1988
[01:13.41] I know this sounds wrong, but believe me it's true
[01:15.64] With all this against me, I'm still cooler than you
[01:20.52] Cooler than you
[01:24.67] I am cooler than you
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[01:41.21] You must realise
[01:42.25] I don't mean what I say
[01:43.28] But lying to myself
[01:44.13] Helps me get through the day
[01:45.69] We are the same
[01:46.55] We are Abbot and Lou
[01:47.96] You are as I
[01:48.61] And I are as you
[01:52.98] As you
[01:56.67] I am (i am)
[02:00.19] I am cooler than you
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