My Pathetic Past
๐ต 831 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:37 duration
๐ ID: 9830278
๐ Lyrics
No prize for congeniality
Never knew popularity
Oh, this ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage sex
Was too busy beating off the Reader's Digest
Well, I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
I chased home by rabid dogs
And somehow survived it all
"Kick Me" sign taped to my back
I had to run out of my art class
Shit rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell
And I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
And I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
Never knew popularity
Oh, this ugly stick had wished
To one day become a swan
Always picked last for sports teams
Got cheated out of my wet dream
I missed out on teenage sex
Was too busy beating off the Reader's Digest
Well, I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
Beaten up by football jocks
Forced to hide in toilet stalls
I chased home by rabid dogs
And somehow survived it all
"Kick Me" sign taped to my back
I had to run out of my art class
Shit rolling out of my slacks
Chasing me down the stairwell
And I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
And I can't help but laugh
At my pathetic past
From now on things will be different
Every day will now be recess
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:18.45] No prize for congeniality
[00:21.99] Never knew popularity
[00:24.52] Oh, this ugly stick had wished
[00:26.96] To one day become a swan
[00:30.17] Always picked last for sports teams
[00:32.95] Got cheated out of my wet dream
[00:36.27] I missed out on teenage sex
[00:38.30] Was too busy beating off the Reader's Digest
[00:41.77] Well, I can't help but laugh
[00:44.93] At my pathetic past
[00:47.70] From now on things will be different
[00:49.97] Every day will now be recess
[00:57.05] Beaten up by football jocks
[01:00.02] Forced to hide in toilet stalls
[01:03.10] I chased home by rabid dogs
[01:06.35] And somehow survived it all
[01:09.31] "Kick Me" sign taped to my back
[01:11.87] I had to run out of my art class
[01:15.01] Shit rolling out of my slacks
[01:17.36] Chasing me down the stairwell
[01:20.38] And I can't help but laugh
[01:23.49] At my pathetic past
[01:26.37] From now on things will be different
[01:28.40] Every day will now be recess
[01:34.30]
[02:22.03] And I can't help but laugh
[02:24.92] At my pathetic past
[02:27.61] From now on things will be different
[02:29.98] Every day will now be recess
[02:34.10]
[00:21.99] Never knew popularity
[00:24.52] Oh, this ugly stick had wished
[00:26.96] To one day become a swan
[00:30.17] Always picked last for sports teams
[00:32.95] Got cheated out of my wet dream
[00:36.27] I missed out on teenage sex
[00:38.30] Was too busy beating off the Reader's Digest
[00:41.77] Well, I can't help but laugh
[00:44.93] At my pathetic past
[00:47.70] From now on things will be different
[00:49.97] Every day will now be recess
[00:57.05] Beaten up by football jocks
[01:00.02] Forced to hide in toilet stalls
[01:03.10] I chased home by rabid dogs
[01:06.35] And somehow survived it all
[01:09.31] "Kick Me" sign taped to my back
[01:11.87] I had to run out of my art class
[01:15.01] Shit rolling out of my slacks
[01:17.36] Chasing me down the stairwell
[01:20.38] And I can't help but laugh
[01:23.49] At my pathetic past
[01:26.37] From now on things will be different
[01:28.40] Every day will now be recess
[01:34.30]
[02:22.03] And I can't help but laugh
[02:24.92] At my pathetic past
[02:27.61] From now on things will be different
[02:29.98] Every day will now be recess
[02:34.10]