Watch Me As I Fall

[00:16.54] I am a puppet on a string,
[00:19.73] I am the worst thing worst thing you've ever seen,
[00:23.07] I am impossible to believe,
[00:26.21] I'm pulled by gravity shocked by my depravity
[00:29.23] I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, a bleeding heart liberal
[00:35.92] I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent
[00:40.23] A thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall
[00:46.40]
[00:50.41] I am humble I am vain,
[00:53.44] What motivates me something I can't explain,
[00:56.98] I am outrageous and insane,
[01:00.00] I'm fueled by gasoline, alcohol and nicotine
[01:03.08] I'm irrational, I'm illogical, walking chemical, a bleeding heart liberal
[01:09.88] I'm an alien dressed like Gideon, I'm a malcontent,
[01:14.06] A thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall
[01:19.74] Watch me as I fall
[01:22.99] Watch me as I fall
[01:26.04] Watch me as I fall
[01:30.11] I'm an honest hypocrite, imploding modern idiot,
[01:33.39] I am a slave to my abuse, convicted, caught with no excuse,
[01:36.55] I'm pathetic apathetic, disillusioned, disconnected,
[01:39.72] I am lost I am free, I'm impossible to believe
[01:43.22] I'm irrational, I'm illogical, hypocritical, statistically impossible,
[01:49.44] I'm an alien dressed like Gideon I'm a malcontent,
[01:53.78] A thorough modern idiot, watch me as I fall
[01:59.34] Watch me as I fall
[02:02.48] Watch me as I fall
[02:05.54] Watch me as I fall
[02:08.65] Watch me as I fall
[02:09.91]