I’m In Hell

[00:10.59] I made dinner
[00:15.52] But I dropped it on the floor
[00:19.26] I nuked a burrito
[00:24.57] 30 minutes instead of four
[00:28.45] I had a party
[00:34.06] But nobody came
[00:38.10] I had a girlfriend
[00:42.97] But she said I was lame
[00:46.93] I'm in hell
[00:51.11] Ooh-woo
[00:55.87] Ooh-woo
[01:00.66] Ooh-woo
[01:05.32] I went to get ice cream
[01:10.10] All they had was dairy free
[01:14.15] I went to the theatre
[01:18.91] All they were showing was the Emoji Movie
[01:23.17] I tried to drive to work
[01:28.31] But the engine is dead
[01:32.26] Tried to get a mechanic
[01:37.28] But I've got 400,000 in debt
[01:41.89] I'm in hell
[01:46.48] Ooh-woo
[01:50.90] Ooh-woo
[01:55.44] Ooh-woo
[02:00.41] Oh, my life sucks (my life sucks)
[02:05.71] My life sucks (my life sucks)
[02:10.38] My life frickin' sucks
[02:18.70] I went to get Taco Bell
[02:22.55] (Tha-tha-that's the end of the sentence)
[02:27.35] I dropped an album
[02:30.05] (Ooh, self burn, ha!)
[02:36.35] I got some crayons
[02:41.88] But they only had black
[02:45.52] I went to the beach
[02:50.62] But I had a heart attack
[02:55.03] I won the lottery
[02:56.48] (Ooh, get the ballin', baby, ooh, get the ballin', baby)
[02:59.53] I dropped the ticket in a fire
[03:03.70] And when I went home that night
[03:05.63] (Let me take you home, baby, let me take you home, baby)
[03:08.63] But then my house was also on fire
[03:13.18] I called an ambulance
[03:14.87] (911, 911)
[03:18.15] But they were all on break
[03:22.19] And then my mom called me
[03:24.03] (Hey, there son, hey, there son)
[03:27.37] Just to say I was a mistake
[03:31.36] I'm in hell
[03:36.16] Ooh-woo
[03:40.64] Ooh-woo
[03:45.15] Ooh-woo
[03:49.45] Yeah, I'm in hell
[03:54.41] Ooh-woo
[03:58.87] Ooh-woo
[04:03.37] Ooh-woo
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