My Name Is Marshal

My name's not Dave
That's not what they call me
My name's not Pete
How could you speak so wrongly?

My name's not Marshall
With two Ls
My name's not Edward
My name is

My name's not Greg
You couldn't be more wrong
My name's not Guy
That's also incorrect

My name's not Augustine
That's wrong as well
My name's not Reginald D. Kensington the 3rd
My name

It's not Gorth
(that's... not a real name)
It's not Framf
(and neither is that)
It's not Rodert
(Is this song just you naming off different names that you're not?)
...maybe
(wow, I'm stunned)

It's not Bartholomew
(This is what you're closing your album off with?)
(Just a list of names that you're not?)
It's not Denise
(don't interrupt me, ok?)
(This is not how you close out an album, alright?)
It's not Brad Pitt
(wha- Brad Pitt?? Obviously your name isn't Brad Pitt)
It's not Augustine
(Hey dummy, you already said that one, you failure. Oh nevermind.)

It's not Barry or Mary
How could you be so misled?
It's not Paul Thomas Anderson
You're as dense as bread
It's not Not Bryan or Ryan
Are you out of your mind?
It's not Amelia
Or Jack Douglass
My name is
Uh, my name is Marshal