Fruitcake Makes Me Puke (rock version)
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π ID: 9895224
π Lyrics
Psst, pssst, hey
Okay the kids are gone to bed
Grandma and Grandpa have been asleep for hour
And I want you to put on the headphones
And I want you to crank that knob up to ten
Because we all have a little bit of rocker in this
I know you do
Maybe some Allman Brothers
Maybe some Billy Idol
I want you to crank that knob up
And I want you to listen to the rock version of
Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
Every year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
They make cookies rolls and bread and ham and pie
For some weird reason, they all send me a fruitcake
And when I tell them that I ate it, it's a lie
I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
I made barbells for my cousins, Merv and Luke
But if I try to eat some, my intestines start to quake
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens every time I eat it
So I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
Well, I keep one in my office
That's a handy pave away
I heard they use these hammers and the muke
But when I try to eat some
I can't get it off the plate
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke, yeah
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens every time I eat it
So I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
It's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
And the main thing about fruitcake
That I have found
It looks the same way coming up
As it is going down
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens every time I eat it
So I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, it makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Okay the kids are gone to bed
Grandma and Grandpa have been asleep for hour
And I want you to put on the headphones
And I want you to crank that knob up to ten
Because we all have a little bit of rocker in this
I know you do
Maybe some Allman Brothers
Maybe some Billy Idol
I want you to crank that knob up
And I want you to listen to the rock version of
Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
Every year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
They make cookies rolls and bread and ham and pie
For some weird reason, they all send me a fruitcake
And when I tell them that I ate it, it's a lie
I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
I made barbells for my cousins, Merv and Luke
But if I try to eat some, my intestines start to quake
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens every time I eat it
So I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
Well, I keep one in my office
That's a handy pave away
I heard they use these hammers and the muke
But when I try to eat some
I can't get it off the plate
'Cause fruitcake makes me puke, yeah
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens every time I eat it
So I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
It's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
And the main thing about fruitcake
That I have found
It looks the same way coming up
As it is going down
Fruitcake makes me puke
It happens every time I eat it
So I know it's not a fluke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
That no one can dispute
Fruitcake makes me puke
Yeah, it makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
Fruitcake makes me puke
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.96] Psst, pssst, hey
[00:05.33] Okay the kids are gone to bed
[00:07.54] Grandma and Grandpa have been asleep for hour
[00:09.94] And I want you to put on the headphones
[00:11.82] And I want you to crank that knob up to ten
[00:14.07] Because we all have a little bit of rocker in this
[00:16.48] I know you do
[00:17.60] Maybe some Allman Brothers
[00:18.54] Maybe some Billy Idol
[00:20.10] I want you to crank that knob up
[00:21.57] And I want you to listen to the rock version of
[00:23.56] Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
[00:27.72]
[00:35.27] Every year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
[00:39.07] They make cookies rolls and bread and ham and pie
[00:43.53] For some weird reason, they all send me a fruitcake
[00:47.80] And when I tell them that I ate it, it's a lie
[00:52.13] I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
[00:56.30] I made barbells for my cousins, Merv and Luke
[01:00.82] But if I try to eat some, my intestines start to quake
[01:05.13] 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
[01:09.64] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:13.24] It happens every time I eat it
[01:15.61] So I know it's not a fluke
[01:18.27] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:22.18] Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
[01:24.56] That no one can dispute
[01:26.99] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:30.87] Well, I keep one in my office
[01:32.95] That's a handy pave away
[01:35.38] I heard they use these hammers and the muke
[01:39.64] But when I try to eat some
[01:41.72] I can't get it off the plate
[01:43.92] 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke, yeah
[01:48.68] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:52.17] It happens every time I eat it
[01:54.54] So I know it's not a fluke
[01:57.16] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:01.25] It's the one thing about Christmas
[02:03.34] That no one can dispute
[02:05.70] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:10.25]
[02:27.06] And the main thing about fruitcake
[02:29.31] That I have found
[02:31.37] It looks the same way coming up
[02:33.44] As it is going down
[02:37.72]
[02:40.28] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:43.81] It happens every time I eat it
[02:46.04] So I know it's not a fluke
[02:48.82] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:52.21] Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
[02:54.96] That no one can dispute
[02:57.26] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:00.75] Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
[03:03.41] That no one can dispute
[03:05.77] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:09.02] Yeah, it makes me puke
[03:17.39] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:21.13] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:26.02] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:30.57]
[00:05.33] Okay the kids are gone to bed
[00:07.54] Grandma and Grandpa have been asleep for hour
[00:09.94] And I want you to put on the headphones
[00:11.82] And I want you to crank that knob up to ten
[00:14.07] Because we all have a little bit of rocker in this
[00:16.48] I know you do
[00:17.60] Maybe some Allman Brothers
[00:18.54] Maybe some Billy Idol
[00:20.10] I want you to crank that knob up
[00:21.57] And I want you to listen to the rock version of
[00:23.56] Fruitcake Makes Me Puke
[00:27.72]
[00:35.27] Every year at Christmas time my friends all like to bake
[00:39.07] They make cookies rolls and bread and ham and pie
[00:43.53] For some weird reason, they all send me a fruitcake
[00:47.80] And when I tell them that I ate it, it's a lie
[00:52.13] I use them as an anchor for my boat out on the lake
[00:56.30] I made barbells for my cousins, Merv and Luke
[01:00.82] But if I try to eat some, my intestines start to quake
[01:05.13] 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke
[01:09.64] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:13.24] It happens every time I eat it
[01:15.61] So I know it's not a fluke
[01:18.27] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:22.18] Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
[01:24.56] That no one can dispute
[01:26.99] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:30.87] Well, I keep one in my office
[01:32.95] That's a handy pave away
[01:35.38] I heard they use these hammers and the muke
[01:39.64] But when I try to eat some
[01:41.72] I can't get it off the plate
[01:43.92] 'Cause fruitcake makes me puke, yeah
[01:48.68] Fruitcake makes me puke
[01:52.17] It happens every time I eat it
[01:54.54] So I know it's not a fluke
[01:57.16] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:01.25] It's the one thing about Christmas
[02:03.34] That no one can dispute
[02:05.70] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:10.25]
[02:27.06] And the main thing about fruitcake
[02:29.31] That I have found
[02:31.37] It looks the same way coming up
[02:33.44] As it is going down
[02:37.72]
[02:40.28] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:43.81] It happens every time I eat it
[02:46.04] So I know it's not a fluke
[02:48.82] Fruitcake makes me puke
[02:52.21] Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
[02:54.96] That no one can dispute
[02:57.26] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:00.75] Yeah, that's the one thing about Christmas
[03:03.41] That no one can dispute
[03:05.77] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:09.02] Yeah, it makes me puke
[03:17.39] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:21.13] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:26.02] Fruitcake makes me puke
[03:30.57]