Poor Baby

Sarah?

Yes?

Bobbie

What?

I worry

Why?

She's all alone
There's no one-

Where?

In her life

Oh

Bobbie ought to have a fella
Poor baby, all alone
Nothing much to do except to check her phone
We're the only closeness she's really known
Poor baby!

Honey

Yes?

Bobbie

What?

I worry

Why?

It's such a waste
There's no one -

Where?

In her life

Oh

Bobbie ought to have a fella
Poor baby, so unfair
Nothing left to do except to wash her hair
Maybe I should call her just to...

Don't go there!

Poor baby!

Bobbie

Bobbie

Bobbie, sweetheart

Bobby, baby

You know
No one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one
But isn't he a little bit, well,
You know You know
Face it, No one wants you to be happy
Why him? More than I do
Better, No one
No one-

But isn't he a little bit, well,
You know, You know
Face it- No one wants you to be happy
Why him? More than I do
Better

You know, no one
Wants you to be happy
More than I do
No one
But isn't he a little bit, well-
You know
No one
Face it
But isn't he a little bit, well-

Dumb?
Lightweight?
Bloodless?
Small?
Young?
Too toothy?
Too eager?
Uncouth?
Too happy?
He's young enough to be your son
Disgusting?

Poor baby, all alone
Throw a lonely dog a bone, it's still a bone
We're the only comfort that she's ever known
Poor baby!