The Last Man on Earth

[00:00.30] Another friday night when your plan A has fallen through
[00:05.14] A tinder date was sounding great, was too good to be true
[00:09.11] I guess besides love of adventure sense of humour zest for life
[00:14.52] He just forgot to mention the new baby or the wife
[00:18.79] Yeah, what a dick
[00:27.22] But there's no need to be lonesome when you've got the next best thing
[00:32.62] So you block him on your socials and you give me a ring
[00:36.61] And say you're in need of some sympathy some sushi and Netflix
[00:41.14] You know I'm always free for dinner when they bail on you at six
[00:45.45] And I will be the best I can
[00:50.10] I will be the best I can
[00:54.42] I will be the best I can
[00:58.13] But you won't choose me
[01:01.06] Over the last man on earth
[01:12.73] And how am I back here again, I've learned so many times
[01:17.27] That I've run out of melodies and I've run out of rhymes
[01:21.10] And I know this way lies insanity I've seen it all before
[01:25.90] But I know next time you need me I'll be right there at your door
[01:30.86] And I will be the best I can
[01:34.59] I will be the best I can
[01:37.89] I will be the best I can
[01:43.25] And you won't choose me
[01:45.85] Over the last man on earth
[01:56.74] And after all the chasing when you're tiring of this life
[02:01.25] And you pick the least worst option and consent to be his wife
[02:05.54] I'll plan the hen do in Chicago, I will be there at the alter
[02:10.09] And you can be my Santiago if I can't be your Paralta
[02:14.45] But I can be the best I can
[02:19.11] I can be the best I can
[02:22.78] I can be the best I can
[02:27.42] And you still won't choose me
[02:29.82] Over the last man on earth
[02:50.34] Sometimes at last orders when we've both had too much to drink
[02:54.96] And you look at me for too long in a way that makes me think
[02:59.38] You sometimes wish that things were different and it sometimes makes you sad
[03:04.50] That I treat you better than the best boyfriend you've ever had
[03:09.19] And I can be the best I can
[03:13.42] I can be the best I can
[03:18.62] I can be the best I can
[03:23.68] And you still won't choose me
[03:26.09] Over the last man
[03:28.21] And I can be the best I can
[03:32.81] I will be the best I can
[03:37.67] I can be the best I can
[03:41.53] You won't choose me
[03:43.66] Over the last man
[03:46.03] And I can be the best I can
[03:50.26] I will be the best I can
[03:54.85] I will be the best I can
[03:59.28] and you won't choose me
[04:01.68] and darling don't you know you'll never lose me
[04:06.37] Not to the last man
[04:08.07] And I can be the best I can
[04:12.76] I can be the best I can
[04:16.43] I can be the best I can
[04:21.52] And you won't choose me
[04:24.15] Over the last man
[04:26.05] And I can be the best I can
[04:30.89] I can be the best I can
[04:34.96] I can be the best I can
[04:39.70] And you won't choose
[04:41.93] Over the last man
[04:44.08] And I can be the best
[04:48.34] I can be the best I can
[04:52.99] I can be the best I can
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