She's My Best Friend

She's my best friend
Certainly not the average girl
She's my best friend
Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down
Oh it hurts to be that way
Oh it hurts to know I'm that kind of fellow

Here's to Newspaper Joe
Dropped his teeth on the floor
Caught his hand in the door
Guess that's the way the news goes

If you want to see me
I'm sorry but I'm not around
If you want to hear me
Turn around by the window where the light is

She's my best friend
Better than a dog or cat
She's my best friend
Understands me when I'm falling down, down, down
Oh it hurts to be that way
Oh it hurts when you know I'm that kind of fellow

Here's to Mulberry Jane
She made jam when she came
Somebody cut off her feet
And now jelly rolls in the street

If you want to see me
I'm sorry but I'm not around
If you want to be me
Turn around by the window where the light is

She's my best friend
Certainly not the average girl
She's my best friend
Understands me when I'm falling

Falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Falling down
Falling down