Stupid Nintendo Games
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โฑ๏ธ 2:37 duration
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๐ Lyrics
Over fifteen thousand games to try
To discuss and later shelve
The consistency
Alphabetically
And Player's Choice can go to hell
The size and shape of discs and cards
For an hour or so I'll talk
I swipe right on them 'till both my thumbs are stems
'Cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes
The world doesn't get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin
But it's their loss for they
Got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace
I'm on a quest
To address all the requests
Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache
We have been blessed no time to rest
I've got a lot to undress
You don't need sex
This is better anyways
It's stupid Nintendo games!
Might I suggest a Geist to start things out
Then moving on to Pac'N'Roll (Love Pac'N'Roll)
Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
Or whatever's left at Kohl's
Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
Name a better pair to taste
If you said Madden 09 and skin
Get the f*ck out of my face
Please tell me that you understand?
I shouldn't dwell (He shouldn't dwell)
I've got no sex to sell (No sex to sell)
Take 'em all and distribute 'em
And you're spreading Wii Play (Spreading Wii Play)
It's so swell these extra copies
Extra ban you from hell (Ban you from hell)
I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day (Every day)
Stupid Nintendo Games!
I must confess (He must confess)
I might be slightly obsessed (Slightly obsessed)
How could I not be?
Have you seen these?
I've got no shame to blame (No shame to blame)
If you're down and feeling blue
And life drops in around you (In around you)
There's a solution for all that pollution pollutin' your brain
Stupid Nintendo games!
To discuss and later shelve
The consistency
Alphabetically
And Player's Choice can go to hell
The size and shape of discs and cards
For an hour or so I'll talk
I swipe right on them 'till both my thumbs are stems
'Cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes
The world doesn't get my passion
They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin
But it's their loss for they
Got no spare time to waste
This is something I know we should all embrace
I'm on a quest
To address all the requests
Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache
We have been blessed no time to rest
I've got a lot to undress
You don't need sex
This is better anyways
It's stupid Nintendo games!
Might I suggest a Geist to start things out
Then moving on to Pac'N'Roll (Love Pac'N'Roll)
Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
Or whatever's left at Kohl's
Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
Name a better pair to taste
If you said Madden 09 and skin
Get the f*ck out of my face
Please tell me that you understand?
I shouldn't dwell (He shouldn't dwell)
I've got no sex to sell (No sex to sell)
Take 'em all and distribute 'em
And you're spreading Wii Play (Spreading Wii Play)
It's so swell these extra copies
Extra ban you from hell (Ban you from hell)
I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day (Every day)
Stupid Nintendo Games!
I must confess (He must confess)
I might be slightly obsessed (Slightly obsessed)
How could I not be?
Have you seen these?
I've got no shame to blame (No shame to blame)
If you're down and feeling blue
And life drops in around you (In around you)
There's a solution for all that pollution pollutin' your brain
Stupid Nintendo games!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:13.16] Over fifteen thousand games to try
[00:16.38] To discuss and later shelve
[00:19.59] The consistency
[00:21.07] Alphabetically
[00:22.61] And Player's Choice can go to hell
[00:26.04] The size and shape of discs and cards
[00:29.01] For an hour or so I'll talk
[00:31.91] I swipe right on them 'till both my thumbs are stems
[00:35.39] 'Cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes
[00:38.81] The world doesn't get my passion
[00:41.76] They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin
[00:44.95] But it's their loss for they
[00:46.36] Got no spare time to waste
[00:48.15] This is something I know we should all embrace
[00:52.69] I'm on a quest
[00:54.02] To address all the requests
[00:55.83] Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache
[00:58.94] We have been blessed no time to rest
[01:00.59] I've got a lot to undress
[01:02.14] You don't need sex
[01:03.10] This is better anyways
[01:05.02] It's stupid Nintendo games!
[01:13.23] Might I suggest a Geist to start things out
[01:16.38] Then moving on to Pac'N'Roll (Love Pac'N'Roll)
[01:19.97] Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
[01:22.86] Or whatever's left at Kohl's
[01:26.30] Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
[01:29.13] Name a better pair to taste
[01:32.38] If you said Madden 09 and skin
[01:35.26] Get the f*ck out of my face
[01:38.65] Please tell me that you understand?
[01:52.64] I shouldn't dwell (He shouldn't dwell)
[01:54.26] I've got no sex to sell (No sex to sell)
[01:55.85] Take 'em all and distribute 'em
[01:57.41] And you're spreading Wii Play (Spreading Wii Play)
[01:58.96] It's so swell these extra copies
[02:00.77] Extra ban you from hell (Ban you from hell)
[02:02.12] I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day (Every day)
[02:05.29] Stupid Nintendo Games!
[02:06.86] I must confess (He must confess)
[02:08.42] I might be slightly obsessed (Slightly obsessed)
[02:09.94] How could I not be?
[02:11.02] Have you seen these?
[02:11.78] I've got no shame to blame (No shame to blame)
[02:13.29] If you're down and feeling blue
[02:14.80] And life drops in around you (In around you)
[02:16.49] There's a solution for all that pollution pollutin' your brain
[02:20.92] Stupid Nintendo games!
[02:28.13]
[00:16.38] To discuss and later shelve
[00:19.59] The consistency
[00:21.07] Alphabetically
[00:22.61] And Player's Choice can go to hell
[00:26.04] The size and shape of discs and cards
[00:29.01] For an hour or so I'll talk
[00:31.91] I swipe right on them 'till both my thumbs are stems
[00:35.39] 'Cause every day's Fat Tuesday in my eyes
[00:38.81] The world doesn't get my passion
[00:41.76] They all think Wii Play Motion's a sin
[00:44.95] But it's their loss for they
[00:46.36] Got no spare time to waste
[00:48.15] This is something I know we should all embrace
[00:52.69] I'm on a quest
[00:54.02] To address all the requests
[00:55.83] Please understand this kind of stuff is virgin-etic cache
[00:58.94] We have been blessed no time to rest
[01:00.59] I've got a lot to undress
[01:02.14] You don't need sex
[01:03.10] This is better anyways
[01:05.02] It's stupid Nintendo games!
[01:13.23] Might I suggest a Geist to start things out
[01:16.38] Then moving on to Pac'N'Roll (Love Pac'N'Roll)
[01:19.97] Lost in Blue and Tetris 2
[01:22.86] Or whatever's left at Kohl's
[01:26.30] Nigel Mansell plus Clubhouse Games
[01:29.13] Name a better pair to taste
[01:32.38] If you said Madden 09 and skin
[01:35.26] Get the f*ck out of my face
[01:38.65] Please tell me that you understand?
[01:52.64] I shouldn't dwell (He shouldn't dwell)
[01:54.26] I've got no sex to sell (No sex to sell)
[01:55.85] Take 'em all and distribute 'em
[01:57.41] And you're spreading Wii Play (Spreading Wii Play)
[01:58.96] It's so swell these extra copies
[02:00.77] Extra ban you from hell (Ban you from hell)
[02:02.12] I've got a FlingSmash to play every single day (Every day)
[02:05.29] Stupid Nintendo Games!
[02:06.86] I must confess (He must confess)
[02:08.42] I might be slightly obsessed (Slightly obsessed)
[02:09.94] How could I not be?
[02:11.02] Have you seen these?
[02:11.78] I've got no shame to blame (No shame to blame)
[02:13.29] If you're down and feeling blue
[02:14.80] And life drops in around you (In around you)
[02:16.49] There's a solution for all that pollution pollutin' your brain
[02:20.92] Stupid Nintendo games!
[02:28.13]