Reality Is a Ride on the Bus

My face
My face

Face is buried inside a book
Everybody's wearing a haggard look
The sirens scream, a baby cries
Everyday on this bus I ride

There's a man to my left
Who's got a stump for a hand
I'm staring into a giant cyst
Growing on the face of a Chinese man

Reality, reality
Reality is a ride on the bus
Reality, reality
Reality is a ride on the bus

The mongoloid is in the back
He's having his snot for lunch
There's a loud mouth sitting next to me
The one that everybody wants to punch

Reality, reality
Reality, reality
Reality is a ride on the bus

So hop on board and step inside
This sardine can on wheels we'll ride
So hop on board and step inside
This sardine can on wheels we'll ride

My face
My face
My face