Knickers off in Mykonos

In Athens, she pretends
In Athens, she loves me
What a cheek
It's all Greek baloney
On a beach, outta reach
As she wished
She's done one,
Where's she gone
She vanished

I know, you know
We know where
Hell bent, she went there
Where?

In Mykonos, in Mykonos
Nickin' off, and gone
'n' got her knickers off
In Mykonos now

At the pool, lookin' cool
What a fool I searched there
In the room, full of gloom
I despair
All alone, back at home
What a drag
All because Mykonos
And that slag

I know, you know
We know where
Hell bent, she went there
Where?

In Mykonos, in Mykonos
Oh if only, he had o' known
She's Shirley Valentine
In Mykonos, in Mykonos
Nickin' off, and gone
'n' got her knickers off
In Mykonos now

I know, you know
We know where
Hell bent, she went there
Where?

In Mykonos, in Mykonos
Oh if only, he had o' known
She's Shirley Valentine
In Mykonos, in Mykonos
Nickin' off, and gone
'n' got her knickers off
In Mykonos now