Richard Clayderman's a Creep

Liberace, I can see,
You'll agree, he's unique
But this pompous git, must admit,
Thinks he's it, he's a freak

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz
He's a waste of space
Smash his smarmy,
Smash his smarmy face

Richard Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all the women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes
Grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob,
He ain't no Bobby Crush

He never fails, with his scales,
That the dames can't resist
But why all the fuss,
For a dumb, hideous pianist

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz
He's a waste of space
Smash his smarmy,
Smash his smarmy face

Richard Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all the women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes
Grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob,
He ain't no Bobby Crush

Oh that snotty old hat
Don't wanna see that piano
Prat's eyes of blue

Why's he, constantly,
Cocky smug and slimy?
And every single time he smiles,
He makes me spew

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz
He's a waste of space
Smash his smarmy,
Smash his smarmy face

Richard Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all the women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes
Grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob,
He ain't no Bobby Crush

Ballade Pour Adeline's a disgrace
Steal his score coz
He's a waste of space
Smash his smarmy,
Smash his smarmy face

Richard Clayderman's a creep
Richard, all the women wail and weep
Richard, Richard makes
Grannies gulp and blush
French blonde knob,
He ain't no Bobby Crush