Joe Biden No! (Nintendoverse)

[00:01.96] I got hairy legs that turn, that, that, that, that... that turn
[00:07.25] I've go-one blond in the sun
[00:09.91] And the kids used to come up and reach in the pool
[00:12.26] And rub my leg down
[00:14.21] So it was straight and then watched the hair
[00:17.08] Come back up again, they looked at it
[00:19.77] So I learned about roaches
[00:20.68] I learned about kids jumping on my lap
[00:23.05] And I've loved kids jumping on my lap
[00:26.08] Joe Biden knows when your parents ain't home
[00:28.32] Parked by your house with the feds on the phone
[00:31.06] Break in your house when you're there all alone
[00:33.77] Joe Biden no, Joe Biden no
[00:36.51] Wake up inside of the Pentagon dome
[00:39.25] Pedos are killing Arabs on a drone
[00:41.56] Joe Biden enters wearing a dildo
[00:44.13] Joe Biden no, Joe Biden, Joe Biden no
[00:48.88] In the Nintendo-verse
[00:51.65] Is where I won't get hurt
[00:53.90] I'm hiding from Joe Biden all night (all night)
[00:56.52] Playin' Nintendo, whoa
[00:58.94] Biden can't tie me down
[01:01.68] Or take me from mom and dad
[01:04.55] Don't have to worry 'bout Joe Biden all night (all night)
[01:06.94] I'm saying N-words when I'm on Nintendo
[01:12.64] All these kids sitting f-home
[01:15.09] I would like to see them go, get outside why don't you
[01:19.05] Why, why don't you stop, play outside and we'll touch?
[01:20.96] Biden is coming near to me
[01:23.47] Mom says "you're scared, just get to sleep"
[01:26.02] "You'll be fine" (You'll be fine)
[01:28.41] "Joe can't get inside" (inside)
[01:30.71] Joe hiding under my bed every night ('very night)
[01:33.44] He's in the closet and ain't staying inside (inside)
[01:36.16] Kids at around my age is what he likes
[01:39.53] O-o-o-h
[01:44.12] In the Nintendo-verse
[01:46.83] I never get homework
[01:49.81] I can eat candy all night (all night)
[01:51.88] Playin' Nintendo, whoa
[01:54.73] There's no Joe Biden 'round
[01:57.53] I'm finally safe and sound
[01:59.44] Don't ever get my body touched by old guys (old guys)
[02:02.59] I'm dropping N-bombs when I'm on Nintendo
[02:07.95] Eh, I, I'm gonna come see your uh school
[02:10.59] I'm fuh, I'm gonna come out, park outside your uh school uh
[02:14.55] Park outside your house sometime
[02:16.69] Joe Biden knows when your parents ain't home
[02:19.18] Take you away in his Air Force One
[02:21.69] He'll keep you for his private gay little fun
[02:24.49] Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe Biden, Joe
[02:26.91] Wish mom and dad would protect me from Joe
[02:30.04] Under the bed, would you check 'fore you go?
[02:32.38] What if they're in on it just for the dough?
[02:35.36] Joe Biden knows, Joe Biden, Joe Biden no-o-o-oh
[02:39.66] In the Nintendo-verse
[02:42.32] Is where I won't get hurt (hurt)
[02:44.95] I'll be jumping on baddies all night (all night)
[02:47.42] Saying the N-word, whoa
[02:50.08] Biden can't tie me down
[02:52.42] Or take me from mom and dad (dad)
[02:55.06] I'll be playing Sonic Party all night (all night)
[02:58.08] I'm saying N-words when I'm on Nintendo (when I'm on Nintendo)
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[03:08.73] I'm saying N-words when I'm on Nintendo
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