Wish I Had a Portal Gun

Wish i had a Portal
Wish i Wish i Had a Portal Gun
Wish i Had a Portal
Wish i Wish i had a Portal Gun
To be an Aperture Science Client
Would be like a Dream
Hey Yo
My Brian Has Been Cravin' It
Back Since
Portal Hit Steam
No Commute to Work I'd Have The Portal Express
With a Blue One In My Closet Orange One At My Desk
When My Roomate Is Annoying With My Stuff
I'd Shoot A Portal Underneath Him and Just
Punch Him In The Nuts
I'd Order Delivery Get it Fast Like Digiorno
Cuz once it Leaves The Restaurant
It goes Right Through A Portal
I'm Never Late For a Date Just Ask My Lady
By Using Portal Physics I'm Always Impressing Them
Forget Making Reservations I Would Never Have to Wait
Portal in the Right Location I've Got Someone Else's Plate
I Could Sneak Into a Party Where they Didn't Invite Me
And Be Dealing Out Bacardi
While Some Dudes Try To Fight Me
Would Always End Well Dealing With These Mere Mortals
Aperture HandHelds
Got Me Thinkin' With Portals
Wish I Had A Portal
Wish I Wish I Had A Portal Gun
I'm Not Mute Like Freeman Yo But Please Don't
Make Me Beg For One
Wish I Had a Portal
Wish i Wish I Had A Portal Gun
I'd Be Cool As Chell
Oh I Could Do A Speedy Grocery Run
Life Gave Me Lemons I Don't Make Lemonade
I'm Mad Like Cave Johnson I Got
Lemon Grenades
The World Is Filled With Puzzles
I Could Solve With Portal Physics
Iwould Brave The Chamber Struggles Just To Escape
Family Visit
I'd Be Traveling Like A Macerick Surfaces All Orange And Blue
When I'm Locked Out My Apartment I'd Use The Companion Cube
Oh GLaDOS
Take Me To Your Center Cuz I Want To Get Enriched
I'm Dying Thinkin' Bout Your Science I'd Do AnyThing For It
Wish I Had A Portal
Wish I Wish I Had A Portal Gun
I'd Shoot Two Portals In a Vertical Line
Undo My Belt Lean in And Change Pants Without
Having to Look Down
Also I'd Suck My Own Dick
Wish I Had A Portal
Wish I Wish I Had A Portal Gun
Wish I Had A Portal
Wish I Wish I Had A Portal Gun