United Steaks (amerikansk version)

I've been to China sat in Mao's chair, man
Crossed the Bay of Pigs in gailforce ten
Fidel Castro said: "Why don't you Carmen curler my hair, man?"
And the Tsar of Russia wants to sample it back again.

But Saturday night in Istanbul
In a box of Turkish delight
My four track stereo hostess said:
"Did you know where you should be to night?"
United Steaks.

I jumped right up from the chocolate seat that I sat in
Called a taxi and started facing the facts
I jumped a Jumbo and landed it right in Manhattan
I hate to pay that star-spangled airport tax.

Whoa - hoo

Look at the buildings, they got over here
They leave you high and dry
Eight thousand steps if you wanna go up
And on a clear day you can see the sky
In United Steaks.

Second-hand hip Coca Cola
King Size mini-cigars
If you are broke use pistola
They make the prettiest scars

Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo

Wandering round in United Steaks for an hour
The dollars are rollin' in and your mind's rollin' out
If you stay any longer, you can buy the tower of power
And if you stay here forever - you
will end up eating sauerkraut, aber:

Wait 'til you get to the prairie, man
Where the T-bones grazes alike
And thirty channels on the colour-tv
I tell you man, it's out of sight
In United Steaks.

Doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo - sennep, sennep
Doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo - ketchup, ketchup
Doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo - peanut, peanut
Doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo - doughnut, doughnut
Doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo doo, doo, doo, doo, dooo - Shu-bi-dua.