Uncle John

[00:09.47] Your uncle's late again
[00:11.46] Last minute christmas shopping at the airport
[00:18.95] A dozen ringer tees
[00:21.23] He bought at Eddie Rickenbacker's bar
[00:26.15] Ladies extra extra large
[00:28.84] You know your uncle John is gonna ruin christmas again
[00:33.90] Please don't invite your uncle John
[00:38.66] You know your uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
[00:43.17] We won't feel better 'til he's gone
[00:46.91] Your uncle John
[00:57.58] He brings it up again
[00:59.65] The famous apple crisp incident of 2010
[01:06.51] Motions for more gin
[01:09.53] As he loudly criticizes your cousin Jane
[01:13.81] Who cries all the time anyway
[01:16.57] You know your uncle John is gonna ruin christmas again
[01:21.80] Please don't invite your uncle John
[01:26.49] You know your uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
[01:31.19] We won't feel better 'til he's gone
[01:34.72] Your uncle John
[01:55.33] Borrows Nanas car
[01:57.58] Staggers in at three a.m. with a new girlfriend
[02:04.75] This one barely speaks
[02:06.94] She studies cosmetology in SMO beach
[02:11.50] And she's got a Hitler neck tattoo
[02:14.49] You know your uncle John is gonna ruin christmas again
[02:19.13] Please don't invite your uncle John
[02:23.88] You know your uncle John is gonna make a mess of things
[02:28.85] We won't feel better 'til he's gone
[02:32.62] Your uncle John
[02:42.32] John
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