Romance (Explicit)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:49 duration
๐ ID: 9973793
๐ Lyrics
My girlfriend, wants me be a better person, so I can get a better girlfriend.
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, whenever I meet a pretty girl.
The first thing I look for is intelligence, because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine.
Couple of months ago I gave my girlfriend some fancy???.
She actually got mad at me...
Say Anthony I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me...
and I said well, if you wanna get technical, It was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Giving gifts is tough in any relationship I assume...
Like this past Christmas, I kept telling my girlfriend from months in advance, months.
Baby all I want from you this year is an X-Box, that's it.
Begginning and end of list, X-Box.
You know what she got me?
A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.
Which was fine...
Because I got her an X-Box.
I should've got her a chocolate.
My girlfriend loves the chocolate.
She's always eating chocolate, she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction.
Like "
Keep me away from those chocolate bars Anthony!
I'm addicted to them!" And it is really annoying.
So I put her in a car, and took her downtown.
And I pointed out a crack addict and I said "
You see that honey?
Why can't you be that skinny?" You guys seem like nice people, I don't wanna sound like a jerk here, but that joke usually gets a standing ovation.
Whenever I meet a pretty girl, whenever I meet a pretty girl.
The first thing I look for is intelligence, because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine.
Couple of months ago I gave my girlfriend some fancy???.
She actually got mad at me...
Say Anthony I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me...
and I said well, if you wanna get technical, It was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.
Happy Valentine's Day.
Giving gifts is tough in any relationship I assume...
Like this past Christmas, I kept telling my girlfriend from months in advance, months.
Baby all I want from you this year is an X-Box, that's it.
Begginning and end of list, X-Box.
You know what she got me?
A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.
Which was fine...
Because I got her an X-Box.
I should've got her a chocolate.
My girlfriend loves the chocolate.
She's always eating chocolate, she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction.
Like "
Keep me away from those chocolate bars Anthony!
I'm addicted to them!" And it is really annoying.
So I put her in a car, and took her downtown.
And I pointed out a crack addict and I said "
You see that honey?
Why can't you be that skinny?" You guys seem like nice people, I don't wanna sound like a jerk here, but that joke usually gets a standing ovation.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.08] My girlfriend, wants me be a better person, so I can get a better girlfriend.
[00:06.62]
[00:11.92] Whenever I meet a pretty girl, whenever I meet a pretty girl.
[00:16.03] The first thing I look for is intelligence, because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine.
[00:26.08] Couple of months ago I gave my girlfriend some fancy???.
[00:32.88] She actually got mad at me...
[00:34.60] Say Anthony I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me...
[00:39.61] and I said well, if you wanna get technical, It was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.
[00:50.96] Happy Valentine's Day.
[01:00.93] Giving gifts is tough in any relationship I assume...
[01:14.56] Like this past Christmas, I kept telling my girlfriend from months in advance, months.
[01:18.12] Baby all I want from you this year is an X-Box, that's it.
[01:22.65] Begginning and end of list, X-Box.
[01:26.25] You know what she got me?
[01:28.18] A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.
[01:35.87] Which was fine...
[01:38.56] Because I got her an X-Box.
[01:52.17] I should've got her a chocolate.
[01:56.16] My girlfriend loves the chocolate.
[01:58.02] She's always eating chocolate, she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction.
[02:02.51] Like "
[02:04.85] Keep me away from those chocolate bars Anthony!
[02:06.14] I'm addicted to them!" And it is really annoying.
[02:09.38] So I put her in a car, and took her downtown.
[02:12.95] And I pointed out a crack addict and I said "
[02:15.69] You see that honey?
[02:17.43] Why can't you be that skinny?" You guys seem like nice people, I don't wanna sound like a jerk here, but that joke usually gets a standing ovation.
[02:17.43]
[00:06.62]
[00:11.92] Whenever I meet a pretty girl, whenever I meet a pretty girl.
[00:16.03] The first thing I look for is intelligence, because if she doesn't have that, then she's mine.
[00:26.08] Couple of months ago I gave my girlfriend some fancy???.
[00:32.88] She actually got mad at me...
[00:34.60] Say Anthony I think this is more of a gift for you than it is for me...
[00:39.61] and I said well, if you wanna get technical, It was originally a gift for my last girlfriend.
[00:50.96] Happy Valentine's Day.
[01:00.93] Giving gifts is tough in any relationship I assume...
[01:14.56] Like this past Christmas, I kept telling my girlfriend from months in advance, months.
[01:18.12] Baby all I want from you this year is an X-Box, that's it.
[01:22.65] Begginning and end of list, X-Box.
[01:26.25] You know what she got me?
[01:28.18] A homemade frame with a picture of us from our first date together.
[01:35.87] Which was fine...
[01:38.56] Because I got her an X-Box.
[01:52.17] I should've got her a chocolate.
[01:56.16] My girlfriend loves the chocolate.
[01:58.02] She's always eating chocolate, she likes to joke she's got a chocolate addiction.
[02:02.51] Like "
[02:04.85] Keep me away from those chocolate bars Anthony!
[02:06.14] I'm addicted to them!" And it is really annoying.
[02:09.38] So I put her in a car, and took her downtown.
[02:12.95] And I pointed out a crack addict and I said "
[02:15.69] You see that honey?
[02:17.43] Why can't you be that skinny?" You guys seem like nice people, I don't wanna sound like a jerk here, but that joke usually gets a standing ovation.
[02:17.43]