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Audiobook
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
3:16
Hi, thank you for purchasing the audiobook of
"How to Ruin Your Life for Fun and Profit"
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This Is Not the End of the World
Neil Hilborn, Button Poetry
This Is Not the End of the World
2:40
I've been hearing that the world is ending
I've heard it so much these days I can either
Completely...
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A Series of Short Poems
Neil Hilborn
A Series of Short Poems
2:30
A series of short poems
This poem is called "Everything You Ever Needed To Know About Silence"
You...
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Motown
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
3:11
Motown
Roger Guenveur Smith said, " you like black music but you hate black people, you like black...
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Punk Rock John
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
2:59
Punk Rock John introduced himself to me at my first show.
He said, "kid.
protect your teeth, do NOT...
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Carver
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
3:30
According to our maps, we are more than half way there.
My hands were frozen into claws around the...
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It Was the Summer
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:00
It was the summer after human wind.
It was the summer I learned to bike on a broken ankle, my cane...
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Static Electricity
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
2:44
In second grade we did an experiment with static electricity,
We rubbed balloons on our heads
And...
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The Mating Habits of the North American Hipster
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
2:43
Today, on The Wild Kingdom, we will observe The Mating Habits of the North American Hipster.
Look...
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Downtown Greenway Extension, Minneapolis, Summer
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:31
Downtown Greenway Extension, Minneapolis, Summer
The train runs by this bikepath.
I know a train...
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Future Tense
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
2:52
And when your fourth love leaves you
You will want to kill yourself, but you won't
Because you no...
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Otsego County
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:18
You've come here out of the rain that is your lifeswork.
And you found instead that this is your...
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Our Numbered Days
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:52
Our numbered days.
"The best way to get to heaven is to take it with you." - Henry Drummand
"Heaven...
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Clatter
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:03
It is impossible to imagine a color
you have not seen. I can't call my mother
because she makes me...
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Phone Phreaking
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
3:00
Phone phreaking is the act of stealing a phone call.
It goes like this:
In 1968 John draper built...
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Liminality
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
2:59
"The best way to get to heaven is to take it with you." - Henry Drummond.
Our headlights snake...
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Como Conservatory, St. Paul, Winter
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:50
Como Conservatory, St Paul, Winter
Today we are in the Sunken
Garden. We have come here...
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Dust Mop
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
1:14
Dust mop
This story requires some exposition, so here goes
My friend, let's call her Mary
Because...
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O.C.D.
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
3:00
The first time I saw her...
Everything in my head went quiet.
All the tics, all the constantly...
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Popp Butterfly Conservatory, Oneonta, New York, Summer
Neil Hilborn
Northbound
0:44
Pop a buterfly conservatory, Oneonta, New your, Summer.
The sloth makes up a significant portion of...
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