Reubens got an Old Van (A Reubonic Parody of Pumped Up Kicks)

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Egg min

Reubens got an old van.
He'll drive it round the town 
He won't tell you his plan 
He's got a charged vape in hand...

...hanging out his mouth 
He's a hot guy man.
Yeah, found a stained used old couch
In his neighbors garage with a 10 year old kid.
Who's saying that he's fourteen.
So he's livin with Reub,
Yeah he's livin with Reub.

All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, because they don't have Reuben.
All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, find their way to Reuben.

All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, because they don't have Reuben.
All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, find their way to Reuben.

Reuben works a long day…
He be coming home late, he's coming home late 
And he's bringing Mike (Michal) a surprise…
Because dinners in the van and it came with fries.

He's waited for a long time…
Yeah, the back of the van is now a couch-filled liver.
Where he let's Michal sleep at night.
Reub says your hairs too long 
Let me shear that shit, yeah 

All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, because they don't have Reuben.
All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, find their way to Reuben.

All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, because they don't have Reuben.
All the other kids with a hit on them, 
they better run, better run, find their way to Reuben.