I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing the other is gone
One leg is scattered all over the lawn
No use complaining, the one leg remaining
Is spinning on the car-port floor
That's why I'm looking over
My dead dog Rover
That I hit with a power mower

I'm squirting over my girl's pullover
That she left on the bedroom floor
I got excited and when I withdrew
I hit the curtains and bedside lamp too
In my elation my ej*culation
Went and filled up the dressing table drawer
That's why I'm squirting over my girl's pullover
She left on the bedroom floor

Well I got run over by a white Landrover
That was driven by an officer of the law
She was a Sergeant from Paddington nick
She seemed quite friendly so I showed her my dick
Unable to function I used her truncheon
And soon she was yelling out for more
So I got my leg over in a white Landrover
That was driven by an officer of the law

Now she's my baby...
Driven by an officer of the law
I don't mean maybe...
Driven by an officer of the law