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Cats On the Rooftops
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
4:30
Cats on the rooftops
Cats on the tiles
Cats with s*philis
Cats with piles
Cats with their...
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The Premature Ejaculation Waltz
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
3:26
The girl they call Jeannie
Looks like Mussolini
She's rat-a*sed and out on the pull
And there on...
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Bonkola
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
2:53
"Ladies and gentlemen... thank you...
we proudly present, live form the Kharzie-Au-Go-Go,...
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The Sailors In the Gents (Humorous Monologue)
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
0:52
In a gentleman's ur*nal, on the night before cup final
I saw two sailors standing bold as brass
And...
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Ukulele Lady
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
3:02
I saw the splendour of the moonlight
On Honolulu bay
There's something tender in the moonlight
On...
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I Feel Like Winking (misprint)
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
3:17
"The man they call the Pharoah of Filth
The man they call the Maestro of M*sturbation
The man with...
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The Filthy Limerick Mambo
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
5:10
Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
Ten thousand volts
Shot up it's a*se
And turned it's...
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All These Things Are Soul
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
1:57
My sister is called Mabel
She washes once a year
She wears a braclet on her wrist
And an earring on...
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Down By the Riverside
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
2:31
I had a large explosive sh*t
Down by the riverside
It spread both far and wide
It filled my heart...
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You Can't Have a Shag With a Snowman
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
1:55
Well you can't have a sh*g with a snowman
'Cause his knob is made of snow
And you'll get no...
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I'm Looking Over a Four-Leaf Clover
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
3:34
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I hit with a power mower
One leg is missing the other is...
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Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (misprint)
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
2:39
The naughty bits of pretty girls
Have tufty corners kinks and curls
But the p*bes of my girl...
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Dorothy Please Trim Your Hinge (Misprint)
Ivor Biggun, Lord Crabs & The Clam-Divers
Handling Swollen Goods
2:41
The naughty bits of pretty girls
Have tufty corners kinks and curls
But the p*bes of my girl...
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Two Thirds of Four Fifths
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
2:55
A mathematician from Scunthorpe
Discovered the weight of his ball
Plus his scrotum times three
Was...
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All I Want for Christmas (Is a Great Big Dong)
Ivor Biggun
Handling Swollen Goods
4:38
The reason I'm not athletic
Isn't just my muscles or feet
Or lack of co-ordination
Or reluctance to...
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