Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets

On a camping trip
to spend time in the woods
With activities planned
Kayak and hiking

You set up your tent
and you make a campfire
Now it's time for dinner
So you cook marshmallow

You were irresponsible and didn't listen to the ranger
about how food will attract a bear
and your campsite's on a burial ground
You look up at the pretty stars
realize just how small you are
But then you see something big approach from a sparkly, magic mist

It's a magical bear
spraying hot liquid cheese
It does not want marshmallow
It wants revenge

Bear claws disembowel you
Your mangled corpse falls to the ground
And from its eyes, hot liquid cheese
causes burns to your carcass

Magic bear
Liquid cheese
Leave bears alone
Do not feed