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Rotten Curdled Milk Spraying from the Mouth of the Wizard
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:55
Wizard's apprentice serving up some lunch
Milk that's been left sitting out in the sun
Sandwich...
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Gored by a Dinosaur Skeleton That Came to Life at the Museum
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:40
Field trip with the fuckin' school
My fuckin' classmates are assholes
Museum of natural...
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Shut Your Kid Up
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:16
Shut the fuck up
you stupid piece of shit
shut your fuckin' sound-hole
(shut the fuck up)
Shut...
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Pushed Down an Elevator Shaft
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:03
You thought it would be cool to explore abandoned buildings
Little did you know though that this...
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Choking on Unchewed Food
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:57
All you can eat fish-fry
Goin' every Friday night
to a filthy neighborhood pub
to binge-eat and get...
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Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying From Its Eyesockets
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:10
On a camping trip
to spend time in the woods
With activities planned
Kayak and hiking
You set up...
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Rapid Formation of Mold
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:52
Decaying old food
left out at room temperature too long
Infested and rotting
it is reclaimed by...
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Impaled by Elephant Tusks
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:01
You're a rich fucking prick
You paid for a hunting safari
With your dumb little khaki outfit
Soon...
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Barbecue
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
7:14
Out on the road, and all alone
Got a broken heart, so far from home
I ain't got no food, to call my...
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Plastered in Unicorn Feces
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:00
On a quest in a magical realm
(magical lakes and magical mountains)
Inventory of items and...
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Burned by Hot Popcorn Steam
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
0:53
Time for fun, it's movie night and everyone is feelin' right
Snacks are in the kitchen (you went to...
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Bubbling Liquefied Innards Simmering in a Cast Iron Cauldron
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:31
You're lost in the forest
You find something simmering
In a cast iron cauldron
Of very high...
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Mashed into an Unrecognizable Pulp
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
3:35
Garbage in the compactor
throw it in and shut the door
Activate the Trash Smashor
Safety systems...
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Torn to Shreds by Eagle Talons
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:20
Hiking in the canyon
high above the treetops
In nature's isolation
Looking for eagles
Habitat...
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Formed into Meatloaf
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:37
Working in a sausage factory
Twelve-hour shifts, with no breaks
Forming loaves and salisbury...
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Forced to Eat Moldy Granola
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:09
A camping trip in the wilderness
you have to bring your own food
Sticks of cheese and some Slim...
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Dismembered by Mossy Elk Antlers
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
1:22
You're on a trip hunting
You think you're really cool
But in the forest sleeps an ancient beast
And...
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Shitting in Joel Oalsteen's Mouth
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:40
Such a pile of bullshit, such a fuckin' buzzkill
I really hate your fucking face
You look like a...
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Gurgling Vomit from the Mouth of an Engorged Walrus
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:34
Arctic expedition, riding on a sled
Into a canyon of magical ice
You brought provisions, a loaf of...
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Shove Christmas Up Your Ass
Chopping Mall
Mauled by a Magical Bear with Scalding Hot Liquid Cheese Spraying from Its Eyesockets
2:32
Little Billy left a glass of milk out at night
Along with some cookies
With a note that said for...
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