Burned by Hot Popcorn Steam

Time for fun, it's movie night and everyone is feelin' right
Snacks are in the kitchen (you went to Aldi)
Pause the movie, take a break, you think it is a good idea
to go make some popcorn (brand is generic)

You didn't read the instructions
You didn't read the package
You didn't heed the warnings
Hot steam burns your face

Microwave wattage is high, also it is broken
and does not work properly (old shitty microwave)
Opening the popcorn bag, in front of your stupid face
Butter Lovers', third-degree burns

Burned by hot popcorn steam