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Abducted
Dane Cook
Retaliation
2:54
I've always wanted to be abducted by a UFO.
Yeah sometimes, I just go hang out in the woods.
Im...
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Bathroom
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
2:25
Had to use a public restroom today... ugh.
Isn't that the worst when you have to?
Godamnit... you j...
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Car Accident
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
2:44
We love car accidents in this country. We're obsessed with car accidents!
I know your like me, it's...
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Car Alarm
Dane Cook
Retaliation
3:42
There are certain sounds in this world, that when you hear them, they make you react in different...
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Creepy Guy@Work
Dane Cook
Retaliation
3:23
Even now at your job there is a freak, there is a weird guy at every job that makes you concernacis...
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Don't Tickle Me
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
0:49
You know what i hate, the one thing i hated growing up.
I hated being tickled. Tickling's the...
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Driveway Intruder
Dane Cook
Retaliation
1:15
This is another one too and i knew you're like me,
I hate it when somebody turns around on my...
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Five Sisters
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
0:58
When I was a little kid, I had- I shared everything I had.
I had one brother alright one brother,...
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Fuk and the Finga
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
1:44
I've been swearing a lot lately.
Ever go through those modes where you just can't help but...
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Heist / Monkey
Dane Cook
Retaliation
4:38
I was talking to this girl the other day and she said
"All guys want is sex"
And i said "listen,...
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Intro
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
0:46
Ladies and Gentlemen, put you hands together for Dane Cook, come on!
*Cheers and claps*
Yeah!...
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Intro / Riot
Dane Cook
Retaliation
2:00
YES!... Yes.yes.yes. Yes.Yes.Y-E-S. Yes.
We are going to have a relationship tonight.
I'm gonna go...
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Intro / The Dane Train
Dane Cook
Retaliation
0:54
By a round of applause, How do you feel?
*Cannot decipher* for Dane Cook!
What's happenin'?
Sit,...
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Itchy A*****e
Dane Cook
Retaliation
0:44
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The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2: 30
In the...
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Itchy A**hole
Dane Cook
Retaliation
0:44
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The other day, I don't know if you've ever gotten this, it was about 2: 30
In the...
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Just Wanna Dance
Dane Cook
Harmful If Swallowed
4:19
My friends took me out the other night.
They were like "Dude we gotta go out man. Let's go."
I was...
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L'o'v'e
Dane Cook
Retaliation
2:01
Let's talk a little bit about L-O-V-E.
Sometimes, you meet somebody and you have what is known as...
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L-O-V-E
Dane Cook
Retaliation
2:01
Let's talk a little bit about L-O-V-E.
Sometimes, you meet somebody and you have what is known as...
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Legacy
Dane Cook
Retaliation
1:15
That I'm excited to share with you tonight,
And one thing I've realized is that we all want to...
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My Son Optimus Prime
Dane Cook
Retaliation
1:53